01. action; phone

[gdisnowpatrol]

I'm...guessing this antique doesn't have service to Seattle, does it? 

[a weak, awkward chuckle as Izzie tries to suppress a nervous breakdown]

Or, you know. Actually exist. I'm hallucinating, please Jesus tell me this is all one very messed up tequila-soaked dream...

Right. Well. Um. Hi. I'm Izzie. If someone could point me towards the nearest bus station and explain why I woke up in a pink, cat-printed nightgown I'd really, really appreciate it.


[Following the phone conversation...

A. Waking up at 748 Partridge, Izzie finds herself in a bed, sleeping next to someone she doesn't know, in a room with several stuffed animals. Feel free to see her with a catatonic D8 face

B. Izzie is wandering around town trying to find either a liquor store, bus station, computer or cell phone. Where is the friggin Wi-Fi?!]

Comments

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"If you fight it too much they brainwash you."

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

Brainwashing. Of course there's brainwashing.

Whatever. Bring it on. I grew up in Chehalis, I can take whatever these jackasses throw at me.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Chehalis?"

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

Washington?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Okay. Is it really that bad there?"

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

I grew up in a trailer park. You don't grow up in a Chehalis trailer park without learning a few things.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Oh. This is still really insane. I mean, this place breaks reality. No offense.

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

They're stopping me from going to the bar after being kidnapped. They can bring it on.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Good luck then. I honestly hope you make it.

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

It's all about the power of positive thinking, right? I really like positive thinking.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

Right. Actually we could use more of that around here I think.

[[Aaron is not always a positive thinker.]]