02 It just keeps on getting better

[gdisnowpatrol]

[Phone]

Okay, this place? Has some serious, serious problems. It's not medically possible for-

[ a self-deprecating laugh before Izzie starts talking to herself ]

Right, Izzie. Try justifying statutes leaping out of bodies with science. That'll end happily.

Anyways. I'm here if anyone needs medical assistance.

[ Action ]

[ A: At 748 Partridge Izzie can be found in the kitchen, pacing, tearing her hair, and biting her lip while attempting to bake cupcakes. There are already dozens of freshly baked goods all over the counter. Pies, muffins, cakes, and even an over ambitious torte. People walking by will notice stacks of full muffin trays on the porch with a note saying "Please God, take at least three" ]

[ B: At the hospital, Izzie is relieved to finally have her actual scrubs back, and is just chilling in the break room with a cup of tea. Bother her? ]

Comments

Action A!

[wavewalker]

[ Since he lives just down the street, Ian couldn't not notice the muffins. So he is on the porch, inspecting said muffins. He half-wonders if they were made by drone, if not for the note. ]

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

[ and here comes Izzie, four more trays in hand as she goes to set them out. The appearance of a green person may have worried her in the past, but she's gradually getting used to Mayfield's complete bizarreness. ]

I promise they're not poisoned. [ a forced chuckle because ah ha ha she looks crazy. awesome ] Unless you're allergic to blueberries or something.

[wavewalker]

[ Ian's never been one to judge. If she wants to bake over 9000 muffins, she can ] I was just wondering where they all came from.

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

[she smiles a little.] Mainly from anxiety.

[wavewalker]

[ He gives a little nod ] Ah. Though I suppose there are worse things you could be doing.

Would you mind if I took a whole tray's worth?

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

It is science, they're aliens.

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

Aliens.

Of course they're friggin aliens.

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so it's all really scientific.

It's good you're helping people, though!

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

There's a scientific reason why angels are exploding from body cavities. You know, I can't help but wonder why my life keeps heading in such new and exciting directions.

...thanks. Though I don't know how much help I can be since this place won't let women near an O.R.

[supersizedpower.livejournal.com]

Aww, geez.

Well, the hospital here isn't even that super useful. I used to know somebody who worked there but he's gone now, but if you could talk to a doctor, they could probably get you supplies and stuff. We always need doctors and stuff that aren't drones.

[b-as-a-criminal.livejournal.com]

[B just walked into dessert hell.

He stares uncertainly for a moment, but after a moment]

... I could get used to this.

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

[ Izzie looks up from frosting her fifth Devil's Food Cake and points a warning finger ]

Just so you know, this is not me indulging your sweet tooth.

[b-as-a-criminal.livejournal.com]

Duly noted. What should I call it then?

['call it', he says, because she is indulging it whether she wants to or not. See, he's already approaching the pie.]

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

I don't care as long as you don't start getting comfortable with the whole...Stepford routine. It's creepy.

[she rolls her eyes]

At least go for the cobbler first. I spent forever on the cobbler.

[b-as-a-criminal.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you have been acting Stepfordly enough for that even to be a routine.

[neither has he, of course. He doesn't object to trying the cobbler first though. Sweets is sweets.]

voice;

[firstcommand.livejournal.com]

I've learned it's easier to not use reason in situations like this.

[ It might be a bit sarcastic. Good Cas, you're displaying some sense of humor! Sort of. ]

Re: voice;

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

I think I'm finding that reason in general is a relative term here. But I'm a surgeon, I think like a surgeon. Sadly there's no off switch for that just because I'm surrounded by crazy.

A

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[Hi Izzie. Miakis, having spotted delicious baked goods from next door, is inspecting those muffins. She seems unable to decide which flavor she wants.]

Weeeell, they're probably not poisonous...

Re: A

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

[AND TA DA THE DOOR OPENS revealing Izzie holding what appears to be a torte.]

They're not. Well, save for maybe the raisin oatbran bars because no one in their right mind likes raisin oatbran bars.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

[waving!]

No, that doesn't sound very appetizing at all~ [A pause as she looks over the baked goods once more.] Did you make all these yourself? There's enough to feed an entire army here!

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

[Izzie waves back with an ovenmitted hand before looking at the torte almost guiltily]

I'm a nester. That's what I do. I nest into things.

...apparently it also means that I'm on a mission to give an entire town a sweet indulgence problem, but still.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ A very timid voice is on the phone, normally Nena isn't like this but .... well, she just had sex for the first time. And it's still feeling a bit sore later in the day. It wasn't a very comfortable experience for Nena, she was quite clueless ]

Anything I say to you is ...between us, right?

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

[ Izzie recognizes that tone- she's heard it often working at the clinic ]

Sure. What's up?

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ She Pauses. You can tell that she pauses around I as if she's restraining to say something else that will make her identity more obvious ]

Ne-I just had... umm for the first time, earlier. This morning. And...it still hurts a bit.

How long ..until it goes away? I-I still don't feel well.

[gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com]

[ Izzie has an Idea of what the girl on the other line is talking about, but the first rule of patient care is getting clarity ]

Sorry. I think the phone's cutting out. First time doing what?