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I'm...guessing this antique doesn't have service to Seattle, does it? 

[a weak, awkward chuckle as Izzie tries to suppress a nervous breakdown]

Or, you know. Actually exist. I'm hallucinating, please Jesus tell me this is all one very messed up tequila-soaked dream...

Right. Well. Um. Hi. I'm Izzie. If someone could point me towards the nearest bus station and explain why I woke up in a pink, cat-printed nightgown I'd really, really appreciate it.


[Following the phone conversation...

A. Waking up at 748 Partridge, Izzie finds herself in a bed, sleeping next to someone she doesn't know, in a room with several stuffed animals. Feel free to see her with a catatonic D8 face

B. Izzie is wandering around town trying to find either a liquor store, bus station, computer or cell phone. Where is the friggin Wi-Fi?!]

Date: 2011-01-19 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Yeah, someone thought it was a good idea. I kind of wish it was around when I came here."

[[Uh oh, something he didn't think of. Sexism.]]

"Really? Yeah, kids can't be mechanics either here."

Date: 2011-01-19 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
This happens enough that you need pamphlets for it?

[she looks at him, eyebrow raised]

Are you a mechanic?

Date: 2011-01-19 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Yes. This time around they brought a lot all at once. I wish I knew how or why."

[[Shrugs a bit.]]

"I was. Here I have to settle with my fake dad's car and the ball returns at the bowling alley."

Date: 2011-01-21 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
Great. Kidnapping in herds.

...so, what? I'm going to be stuck using my surgical skills to make potroast?

Date: 2011-01-21 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"I guess so. Though the drones are sometimes easy to trick. You can probably do your work in secret."

Date: 2011-01-22 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
You really think people would get surgery done in secret?

[she sounds hopeful]

Date: 2011-01-22 04:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"A lot of people really don't like going to the drones for help. Maybe you can talk to other kidnapped people who are doctors and work with them?"

Date: 2011-01-22 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
There are other doctors here?!

Anyone from Seattle?

Date: 2011-01-22 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"I don't know. I don't know them too well. One is at the church, she is really nice.

Or she might just know first aid actually. Her name is Ciel."

Date: 2011-01-23 02:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
Right. Well. I guess it's a start.

I'm Izzie, by the way.

Date: 2011-01-23 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
I hope it helps.

It's nice to meet you Izzie.

Any other questions? I'm not sure if I can help but I'll try.

Date: 2011-01-23 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
If it doesn't, I fully intend on getting my Susan B. Anthony on, don't worry.

Yeah, you too.

Are we allowed alcohol? Please tell me this isn't a dry kidnapping commune.

Date: 2011-01-23 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"I know there is some, but I think they don't let women and kids my age in the bars. You might need to get someone else to buy it."

Date: 2011-01-25 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
They don't allow women. In bars.

That is it. I am not dealing with misogynistic crap from kidnappers of all people.

Date: 2011-01-25 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"If you fight it too much they brainwash you."

Date: 2011-01-28 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
Brainwashing. Of course there's brainwashing.

Whatever. Bring it on. I grew up in Chehalis, I can take whatever these jackasses throw at me.

Date: 2011-01-29 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
"Oh! Okay. Is it really that bad there?"

Date: 2011-01-29 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
I grew up in a trailer park. You don't grow up in a Chehalis trailer park without learning a few things.

Date: 2011-01-29 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
Oh. This is still really insane. I mean, this place breaks reality. No offense.

Date: 2011-01-29 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
They're stopping me from going to the bar after being kidnapped. They can bring it on.

Date: 2011-01-29 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
Good luck then. I honestly hope you make it.

Date: 2011-01-29 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gdisnowpatrol.livejournal.com
It's all about the power of positive thinking, right? I really like positive thinking.

Date: 2011-01-30 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pants-yourmove.livejournal.com
Right. Actually we could use more of that around here I think.

[[Aaron is not always a positive thinker.]]

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